true story..

A taxpayer called up the LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) in Terengganu, and asked for Form B. The LHDN clerk who answered the call asked for the address to send the form to. The conversation goes:

LHDN CLERK : "Boleh bagi alamat encik?"
TAXPAYER : "Hantar ke Ranhill Worley."
LHDN CLERKI : "Ranhill... eja macam mana?"
TAXPAYER : "R.. for Rumah... A for Ayam.. N for Nangka... H for Holland..I for itik... L for lain- lain...."
LHDN CLERK : "Ok.. nanti kami hantar ke alamat tu"

After waiting for a week, the form arrived - have a look at the address on the envelope!!!